animalstalkinginallcaps:

MOM, DAD, ARE YOU SERIOUS? THIS CAN’T BE LEGAL! SOMEBODY HELP ME! HELP!

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING, DEAR?

NOPE. CERTAINLY NOT OUR DAUGHTER WHO CAN’T SEEM TO CONTROL HER RAGING HORMONES AND IS GROUNDED UNTIL SHE PUPATES.

TOMMY AND I LOVE EACH OTHER! YOU CAN’T KEEP US APART!

THE HELL WE CAN’T. IS YOUR SIDE TIGHT, HONEY?

TIGHT AS A DRUM. 

OH MY GOD I HATE YOU GUYS!

IT’S FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, SHARON.

YOU CAN COME OUT WHEN YOU LEARN TO ACT LIKE A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, OR WHEN YOU ACTUALLY METAMORPHOSE INTO ONE.