• Wednesday, July 21, 2010
  • lapetitesinge:

    BAHAHAHA THIS IS AMAZING

    monocles:

    dounyapetunia:

    thetidebreaks:

    airandwanderlust:

    “HELLO LADIES.
    LOOK AT YOUR MAN. NOW BACK TO ME.
    NOW BACK AT YOUR MAN. NOW BACK TO ME.
    SADLY HE ISN’T ME.
    BUT IF HE STOPPED THINKING ABOUT NASCAR AND UNICORNS HE COULD DREAM LIKE ME.
    LOOK DOWN. BACK UP. WHERE ARE YOU?
    YOU’RE IN A MAZE WITH THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD DREAM LIKE.
    WHAT’S IN YOUR HAND? BACK AT ME, I HAVE IT.
    IT’S COFFEE FROM THAT CAFE YOU LIKE IN YOUR DREAM.
    LOOK AGAIN, THE COFFEE IS NOW DIAMONDS.
    ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MAN IS INSIDE DREAMS.

    I’M ON THE CEILING.”